Here's a clean one I like to share with new cell-mates:
Two sausages were in a fry pan, sizzling away.
One says to the other: "Quick, we've got to get out of here - we're starting to cook!"
The other screamed: "ARRRRGGGHHH! A talking sausage!"
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