Cokacalas Опубликовано 30 мая, 2006 Поделиться Опубликовано 30 мая, 2006 Hello - How many children has your uncle got now? - I haven't seen him since yesterday. He had 25 or 30 then. - I guess the stork is familiar with his house ? - The stork was very careful at first. He'd fly over the house, land on the roof and bring them down the chimney. Now, he just yells down and says: "Come on and get them!" :) A revolutionary speaker was addressing a meeting of hostile audience. One woman, in an ugly mood, rose up and said, "If you were my husband, I would give you poison." And the speaker, with his ready wit, retorted, " My dear lady, if I were your husband I would take the poison." :) G'night _________________________ [url=http://cheap-phentermine.slsw-w.info]phentermine[/url] Цитата Ссылка на комментарий Поделиться на другие сайты Поделиться
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